The Directors
Rob Sison |
Anne Sastro |
Ben Lambert-Smith |
The Cast
Alan Zeino
Erroneously swimming through the rivers of legitimacy and modesty is Alan Zeino; a man with adequate breasts and well-worked programming fingers.
You might remember Alan from such shows as 'Thank Science Your Here' and 'National Geographic: Hunting Christians'.
Alex Bradner
Alex Wong
Travels across cities and countries, to the finest of restaurants, and the dingiest of alleys , in search of the perfect takoyaki. Ok, thats not true but if it was, it'd be hella cool. I'm not crazy. Shut up. BUT, what else is cool is that he's doing Revue for the first time ever! Yea~~!
Alex is the skinny ass token asian that eats 3 families worth of food, has the memory of plankton, and injures himself with the frequency of 2 Italian football teams.
Enjoys inventormerising words that don't exist but should.
Anthony Chau
If one thing has stuck with Anthony since his days at an all-boys high school, it has been the solid advice of a peer on a wintery day in Centennial Park: "never piss into the wind". So he stopped. But free-flowing urine isn't the only thing that he's commanded direction of.
Capitalising on the freedom of his research-intense (hmm) year at med school, Anthony has finally experienced what it is like to be exhausted (yet strangely self-rewarded) from activities other than last-minute cramming, thanks to the relentless clock-work machinery that is the cse revue team. What a great time too.
Belinda Teh
Belinda Teh, is from teh asia and believes in teh power of sleep.
Her cure for teh narcolepsy-in-class-syndrome consists of teh watermelon lollipops.
She can often be found in teh labs pwning n00bs at teh quake or thinking of more inventive usages of her surname whilst eating rice crackers. La.
Charissa Upcroft
Charissa Upcroft is known for her ability to fall asleep onstage and for her brute force methods with regards to humour.
Back this year for her second CSE Revue, Charissa would like to acknowledge the internet for introducing her to revue, and for all the other wonderful things that can be found within it.
In her spare time Charissa likes to watch Stargate: SG1 and look at pictures of cows.
Diana Carroll
She is graceful as a brick, witty as an old tyre and subtle as a jack-hammer. Her name is Diana and doesn't like being called Dianne.
What she does like is sipping champagne on the beach, watching the sunset, wearing hardhats and playing with rocks.
When her army of midgets come in finally and take over the world, you'd better find some way to make her happy. Chocolate, hugs and really sparkly things are particularly good for this.
Erik Siswandi
Homeless man living in a cardboard box seeking hot, sexy, intelligent girls who dig guys living in biodegradable homes.
Must be a non-smoker, and non-ugly.
Interest in revues and puns a definite plus.
PS. Cardboard box comes with hot tub and pool table for fun times.
Jake Scott
It is generally agreed by most people that Jake is reasonably cool and stuff, and is also not very good at writing descriptions of himself.
So he did CSE revue in first year because they were also reasonably cool and stuff and also his friends were all doing it and he hated having free time.
And then he gave up trying to do work in uni and dropped a crappy architecture subject and spent all the free time from dropping the subject on revue.
And everything was well and good.
Kai Loon Tan
Kai is an international student from Malaysia studying Medicine at UNSW.
He entered the awesome world of revue one fateful day when he stumbled at random into a meeting for Med Revue '07. Since then he's performed in many Revues, with CSE++ being his fourth.
What amazes him is that he's never acted, sung or danced on stage in his life.
He is a TV addict, currently following over 30 American series.
Kirit Chaudhary
Kirit was born long ago in the ancient temple forests of India. One day he came across an ancient Shaolin Temple. After years of training, he became part ninja in that people constantly thought he was black and complained that sometimes they couldn't see him in the dark.
He can often be found in the CSE labs playing Quake 3. Other than revue, he also enjoys food, puzzles, tennis and frisbee.
Lachlan Drummond
What follows is the tragic story of Lachlan Drummond. Lachlan entered university in 2004 as a shy, sober, clean-shaven, innocent, employed, motivated, 18-year-old Social Science student. But then sadly, something went wrong. After making the fateful decision to join Revue in 2005, he is no longer any of the above things. Yes, shocking!
Please. YOU could help cure an addict today. Send donations now to "Revueholics anonymous" by calling 1800-OMG-WTF. Help other disadvantaged students like Lachlan leave university and get a damn life already.
Lilo Xu
Lisa Phu
Lisa is a little girl that loves to have fun.
She needed to get rid of her WoW addiction and CSE revue was the answer!
The poor thing hasn't played WoW in 2 weeks T-T
She is suffering withdrawal symptoms and is told her acting looks real. =]
Matthew Strahan
The highlights of Matthew Strahan's life include seeing a video of Darth Vader dance to Thriller on Youtube, overhearing a totally legitimate and innuendoless use of the words "that's what she said", using the oxford comma, and dancing, singing, and acting on stage.
In light of this another year of CSE Revue seemed the right thing to do.
Mike Chan
In a world gone mad, one man set upon a journey to save the world from the evils of racism, Nazism and other ugly "isms". This man ... is Mike Chan. Upon embarking on his destiny though, he thought "stuff it", as he then realised it was a Saturday and he was craving for the steak lunch meal deal at the regent pub. Seven years later in Tibet, he decided to join CSE revue cast as he considered this to be the next closest thing to saving the world. FYI: his turn-ons include yo-yo's, women with sass and the colour purple.
Ruth Mierowsky
Ruth, otherwise known as "little miss giggles" or the girl who "enjoys a bit of a challenge" loves fat animals and thinks that Jabba the Hutt is absolutely adorable.
She began the year as a normal girl studying computer science (if you could call a girl studying computer science normal), but has found herself slowly turning into a regular CSE student who enjoys counting from zero and pwning n00bs at quake.
Her most used comeback is old and corny and causes much exasperationÉ"just like your face".
Sam Matthews
Although Sam is technically studying a combined degree of Mining Engineering/Commerce, he is a Computer Scientist at heart. He always likes to be up to date with the latest technology and is interested in how it works. But how he is most like a Computer Scientist is that he has never had a real girlfriend his entire life. That's right ladies ... He's single.
From a young age Sam has enjoyed acting, having been in numerous school plays and musicals throughout his high school life (although mainly small roles). He saw his chance to hit the big time when he saw the CSE Revue stall at O-Week and his life has never been the same since.
Sammy Ho
Sammy Ho is a 5'3" asian female. Enjoys hugs, chocolate, cupcakes and attractive people (see: Sharon Valerii).
Also enjoys humour in revue-sized proportions.
Sammy was recently voted "Tallest 5'3" asian female who enjoys hugs, chocolate, cupcakes and Sharon Valerii" in CSE Revue cast, a title she wears proudly.
Sarina Huang
Sarina lost her revue virginity in 2007 at her 1st yr of uni! After contracting RTI (REVUEally-transmitted-infection) she is now a revue whore who gets multiple orgasmic fits from it everyday!
She eats a whole tomato like an apple.
Likes the taste of blood and wonders if menstrual blood tastes any different.
Wears a red shirt.
Wears red converse shoes.
OMG EVERYTHING IS RED!!!
Sean Harris
Sean is a first year uni n00b who loves Rubik's cubes and ultimate frizbee.
He believes that anything too stupid to be spoken is sung, and thus joined revue so he could do the stupidest things imaginable, all through the power of song... :)
Shaun Skelton
There once was a man called Shaun,
He had a head like a prawn,
A smile he had,
And jokes that were bad,
Something something porn.
So yeah, stuff about me. I climb stuff, like rocks. And I build stuff. Like that coat hanger I made purely out of enthusiasm. And a pocket railgun out of disposable flash cameras. Don't touch charged capacitors, not cool.
Aplease me now and you'll be spared when my robot army sweeps across the earth cleansing it of the weak. And people I don't like much.
Candy works, firstborns are better.
Stephanie Sandoval
Revue has made Stephanie Sandoval pick up strange habits such as McDonald's for dinner and EasyWay - quite curious, the latter, seeing as she's Asian.
She pretends she can sing and dance, and finds it odd when people say she actually can.
Her favourite food is chocolate, so watch out if you have one lying around - you may never see it again!
And she's very good at stalking... so beware... *evil laugh*
Tess Dillon
Tess has a nose, two legs, and a belly button.
She enjoys horse riding, video games, and making weird noises.
Tess likes both performing and watching musical theatre.
She also spends more time in the K17 basement then her actual uni.
Tracy Kwong
Once upon a time there was a little asian girl named Tracy, against whom there was a conspiracy. Everytime she came along, everyone would hide the gummy bears. No jelly lollies from Allen's would calm her and so she spontaneously combusted and became apart of CSE Revue Cast 08, where there are oranges a-plenty which is a pretty good substitute for gummy bears.
.: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENESS!! :.
Veronica Presser
There was once was a revuer called nica
Who liked to be covered in stickers
She did lots of maths
And took lots of baths
That funny strange girl called nica
One day she was asked what she'd be
When she finally finished uni
That funny creature
Decided maths teacher
As that thought just filled her with glee
Videesha Saparamadu
Videesha likes smiles, happy faces, singing, dancing, giggling. But thinks rainbows are kind of underwhelming. As are cliches. Except for one, saying "Revue is awesome". Which she says on a constant basis. She likes dessert. But not deserts. And has limited talents in poetry. For example:
This is a poem,
Styrofoam
also rhymes
sometimes
She is of the strong belief that stuff is good and things are nice.